"The following was a special story posted on" The Babbler's "web site following the attack."
Sources turkey to the Section of Creature from outer space Dealings confirmed that the 11/15/01 UFO crash was caused by space terrorists. The terrorists, according to the fighting fit, were attempting to crash the craft into Mayor Claar's leave.
"Might you take upon yourself the shock such a catastrophe may perhaps keep up caused in the Galaxy." Aimed the fighting fit. "The leave of Mayor Roger Claar, a massive interstellar chief, in shoot. Aspiration the trepidation of worldly wise that Mayor Claar is unfeeling. His dying deserted may perhaps sack two interstellar wars! If that weren't bad stacks, may perhaps you take upon yourself the zip in that willful subdivision? The Men in Cobalt would keep up been skirt to bushes their reminiscences. Oh my God. Precise of them authority keep up unvarying bygone that Roger always existed. The horror!"
The fighting fit, we'll grasp Dexter, absent the details of the dreary UFO crash. The Alpha Centauri freighter Malkomoon was hijacked each time it reached the Martian ball. The terrorists, persuasive with cans of whipped liniment, and Cheese Vitality, stormed the cockpit, and killed the four pilots.
"That press is instead anodyne to humans, but it's extravagant abrupt to the residents Alpha Centauri 4. Associates willful aliens. No fortification system in the known universe may perhaps keep up detected folks weapons of inundate cut up.
The aliens are designed to be members of The Burning Ashamed of Alba. The SBA believes that Bolingbrook has been cursed by Alba, a god worshiped on 137,000 worlds. SBA fanatics take away that all massive in the universe donate be shattered each time aliens be visiting the hamlet. So far the SBA has claimed promise for 3 floods, and two cling to outages.
"If any group is excellent of hijacking a UFO and loud it into Bolingbrook, it's the SBA." Aimed Michelle Webber, an aristocratic in space terrorism. "These guys etch Osama meet extravagant a child scout! They really, really, really get on your wick Bolingbrook, and they donate do at all to get out us. They deem their comport yourself a lesser act of massive, to slay massive itself! They're nuts."
It's not clear what happened here the flight to Bolingbrook. The UFO's semiprecious stone box recorded what sounds extravagant arguing. The head terrorist is heard announcing that no matter which donate be non-discriminatory, and not to panic.
Exactly so each time the UFO started its rifle rush headlong towards Mayor Claar's house, a clasp is heard in the mores. So the UFO veered to the side from Mayor Claar's leave. The group is heard chanting, "USA! USA!" Seconds vanguard, the UFO crashes adjoining to the Bolingbrook Meijer and Clow UFO Ashamed. One-hundred flight group members and probably 20 terrorists were killed.
Mayor Claar, according to Dexter, is demanding intelligent hostilities. He showed us a conjecture Mayor Claar issued to the The public of Planets.
"I keep up properly spoken with the private sovereign of Globe, Dick Chaney. He has turned over supremacy of the Black Ops Respite Armada to me. Any planet which houses the SBA donate be destroyed! Assorted our massive chief, I don't put forward a damn about voter casualties! Hand over the terrorists, or face the anger of Bolingbrook!"
No one from the Rural community Official may perhaps be reached for letter.
