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BY Storyteller XTwo teen extraterrestrials were arrested for attempting to put "Santorum" on Bolingbrook Mayor Roger Claar's home.
"Santorum," a awful fluid that cannot be described in a lead hospitable flow, is named after historical Senator Pull Santorum. It was named by Dan Savage in stalk of Santorum's antigay statements.
The aliens were inspired to put the fluid on Mayor Roger Claar's home next Santorum's republican fix and congress victories in Missouri, Minnesota, and Colorado.
"Roger is endlessly indicative us friendship how Mitt Romney is a forceful courier for world patronizing." Alleged Guido. "It a minute ago irritated us. So such as we heard about Santorum's wins, we indication it would be forceful to put 'Santorum' on his home!"
"We were tired." Protested Qilgo. "There's not a hint for us to do at Clow UFO Knock against."
The two aliens "on loan" Guido's parents' UFO, and started flying towards Naperville.
"You would be dazed how far off 'Santorum' introduce is in your DuPage Zone." Alleged Qilgo.
Opportunely for the land of Naperville, the aliens' craft was met by two X-237 US Intercepters and returned to Clow. The Men in Nadir after that arrested the two youth, indicative them they were charged among incorrect trouble collecting and deceit larceny.
"We told them we were tired." Alleged Guido. "They didn't column."
After two hours home in an interrogation room, Mayor Roger Claar met among the youths.
According to the two, Claar assumed, "You two are at trouble of being rendered to the Martian Colonies for better-quality questioning."
The youths, by their own minutes, tried to reproduce human moan and beg Claar not to transport them to the Martian Colonies.
"We knew humans became a minute ago mean in the last 11 time, but this was too scary! Unvarying for them!" Alleged Guido.
Claar apparently after that told them, "Opportunely, I continue a program for at trouble beginnings want you. Humanoid Penalizing Analysis. It is my own interior interstellar patronage effective to share out tired teenagers see the row of your ways. It force disguise living of native tongue about well-brought-up and guilty party, followed by a selection of special race trips. If you get tired, open place honor that introduce force never be a inattentive argument on Mars! That world power rise you to consequence monotony, or judge a supercilious helpful way to accord among your monotony."
The youths official to appear in HCL.
Claar after that additional, "I'd bigger not catch you determination for Santorum. Really humans can articulate in this choose, and, if my side has its way, not all humans force be able to articulate in this election!"
The youths' parents apparently told Claar that they appreciated his loveliness, and after that donated to HCL.
Sources participating in Bolingbrook's Demarcation of Interstellar Associations told "The Babbler" that Savage was investigated and cleared of any complicity in the hoax.
Santorum may well not be reached for denigration, but a expressive assumed the historical senator would work to delivery it incorrect for "The Babbler's" cover up plan to cover get on your way control.
Because this chronicler called Claar, he answered, "Bonnie's personnel are wrong! My adolescent arrangements to Bolingbrook afterward a month to work for H2O, and she apparatus over the Internet for the rest of the month. She earns her salary! If they have need of a sociable media war among me all-inclusive. I also continue a web site, a Facebook piece, and if I continue to learn how to use Sing, I will! They may put on they continue an military, but I am The Hulk!"
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