"Location: Somewhere in Wisconsin"
"Mission: Investigate My First UFO Case"
You read that right. As of this morning, I have been assigned my first UFO case. Trouble is, I can't write about it here, because of this whole confounded confidentiality thing. Apparently, by accepting the position of Certified UFO Field Investigator I have agreed to keep all my reports secret. Why the hell did I do that?
Oh well, all is not lost, because once the case report is accepted, it will be available on the MUFON database. In the meantime, I will try to figure out ways I can talk about my cases here without violating anyone's anonymity. I think I can do this.
I know it's completely safe to describe what this case "doesn't" involve. At least, I can try to describe what I think this case doesn't involve, from what little I know so far. So that still seems pretty safe. This case doesn't involve an abduction. This case doesn't involve a UFO landing. This case doesn't involve cattle mutilations. It didn't take place anywhere outside the city of Milwaukee. It did not occur on any other day besides Sunday. It did not involve any more or less than four witnesses, who did not see anything besides a light in the sky that was any other color but orange...
I'm sorry, but I can't say anything more than this. Yet.
Reference: dark-shadowy-line.blogspot.com
