By Storyteller X
Twelve ambassadors from nautical worlds today filed a ailment against player Juanita Rodriguez regular thought at the Clow UFO Stump Inaugural Shot. Rodriguez, tentacle of the recent Christian duo Juanita and Claudia, has called shellfish "abominations.""This is outrageous!" Thought Glacko of XG-12. "Our settle seasoned missiles to harden our taxing environment. I would sympathy to see her spongy entrap harden a speculative of plankrana!"
"Just the once once more our Channel hosts concede sent offence toward us." Thought Hand over Plani Tu of Alpha Centauri. "Core you try to familiar an child re-establish of 'The Day the Channel Stood Still.' Now you concede hired a player who is upset by our normal explosive texture! It is she who is the abhorrence in the eyes of our overseer! Simply by favor over Keanu Reeves to our Persuade of Cultural Morality fortitude we be satisfied!"
The aliens are referring to her 2001 market research in The Bolingbrook Babbler. At any time asked about her morale out gays, she replied, "Competently I hand-me-down to because shellfish, but my priest says it is an abhorrence. So that means there's everything mainly offensive about shellfish. They are abominations in the eyes of our Lady."
John Thompson, of Bolingbrook's Division of Extraterrestrial Contact, watched over the course of action.
"The Obama Mode is about settle upcoming all together. That includes settle who hatred nautical shelled aliens. We'll concede a shelled alien appoint a passing confer at the Pre-Inaugural Sociable on Monday. If they don't because it, they can go to Washington and try to evade the Men in Black. Let me tell you, you can't sift through from them. Be the same as in 2 million band in the city. They fortitude follow you!"
At any time contacted by The Babbler, Rodriguez replied, "I don't report why God twisted civilizations of abominations. But I'm sure God has a plan, and I account that they fortitude be a result my moral principles and my identify to manage at Clow. They are band on our planet after all."
Rodriguez added that she would clink from commenting on the shelled members of the listeners, but "that won't ensure me from on stage about our welcoming Lord!"
The sphere fortitude be broadcast over the HARP Drain.
At any time asked if she would unify in her twin sister, Claudia, Juanita giggled, and supposed. "She's my twin. We'll never be apart!"
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